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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 15:05

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

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Dr No

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How did my ex move on very fast?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?